Thursday, May 17, 2012

Pee Mail


"Do you want to go for a walk?" she asks.

What?  I'm going to say "no?"

Exercise is great, but for me, it's all about the journey.  In the four miles down the road to the beach, I pick up and return all my messages.  

Stop.  Sniff.  Pee.  Stop again.  Sniff again.  Pee again.  Sometimes claw up the ground as a kind of punctuation mark.

Sniff:  who was here?  how tall?  how big?  hostile or friendly?  male or female? 

Pee-over:  hi!  just passing by.  or (if it's close to my home) a polite "thanks for stopping by but don't come in."  

I'm not an aggressive type.  Some (who?) might say I'm a little wimpy.  The Jack Russell is the bossy one.  I'm all about friendly and playful.   


Does she know I know almost every dog on the road by smell? 

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